Day 38: Housemates are visited by blasts from the past

Housemates have been visited by blasts from the past as part of the latest shopping task.

For this week’s shopping task, Big Brother has installed the Time Warp Time Machine which has the power to control space and time. Whenever housemate hear the Time Warp machine activate, they must freeze and remain frozen regardless of what happens around them.

· In the bedroom, Joel asks Helen, Who would be your nightmare person for them to send in?” Helen responds, “Aisleyne Horgan. I hate her.”

· For the first part of the task, Joel’s mum arrives. Joel winces. Joel’s mum goes up beside him and says, “Don’t move, Joel. Don’t react. We’re loving you at home.” She announces a pregnancy in the family. She goes on to say, “Your slut drop was fantastic! Keep it going, keep it real. You’re being true to yourself and true to the housemates. I love you. I’m proud of you.” She then goes over to Marc, kisses his cheek and says, “Thanks for looking after my boy.” She leaves. All the Housemates run over to hug Joel.

· Cristian is in the Diary Room talking about Jade. “I can’t look at Jade in the same way. I find it weird that she goes from one man to the next. I think she’s trying to gain from it.”

· Nick and Jade in Sky Room talking about Brian and Harry. Nick is asking Jade about what happened under the covers. Jade confirms a kiss and says nothing else. She refuses to answer any more of Nick’s questions. Nick tells Jade that Harry bites his lip. Jade comments, “When a girl bites your lip it means she wants to go there.”

· The Time Warp machine is activated for the second part of the task. The Housemates freeze. Rylan opens the Diary Room door and enters the house with psychotherapist couple, The Speakmans. They analyse some of the Housemates starting with Cristian. Eva Speakman says, “I’m a little bit disappointed. I want to see a performance. We don’t want to see that guy that’s sat on the fence because he thinks he’s better than everyone else. Get involved! We want to see it” They move on to Chloe. Nik Speakman says, “She puts everyone else on a pedestal.”

Eva responds, “What she doesn’t see is that she’s got her own uniqueness. She’s just so lovely. That’s what makes her so special.” Next is Jack. Eva says, “We all fell in love with the Jack that came in the house because he was fun loving. Instead of the positive, he’s focussing on what’s going wrong.” Then they tackle Jade. Eva says, “I think when Jade came in, I don’t think that was the real Jade. I don’t believe [she’s polyamorous] I think she wanted something to give her significance. She’s become quite bland. Take centre stage!” They leave the house. Chloe says, “God that was so nice.”

The Time Warp Machine activates. The Housemates freeze. Pete Bennett enters the house and jumps on Nikki, hugging her. Nikki is excited and giggling but trying desperately not to move. Pete says, “This is where we first kissed. Let’s reminisce right now.” He puts lipstick on and kisses her cheek. He tries to distract her and is visually excited to be there. He says, “See you on the outside baby!” He shouts, “LEGEND!” at Brian as he leaves. The Time Warp Machine is deactivated. Marc says, “I wanna get to know him! He’s deadly.” Brian goes to the toilet and has a cry. When Nikki comes to find him she asks if he’s been crying. Brian jokes,” I’m a man. I don’t cry. What you talking about woman?”

· Marc is on the sofa with Sam and Cristian telling them what he thinks of them. The Time Warp Machine goes off and the Housemates freeze. The Diary Room door opens and Craig Phillips, winner of Big Brother One, appears and says, “Housemates, we’re home!” He dances into the house followed by a stream of ex Big Brother Housemates including Jack and Joe, Marc and Matthew, Dexter, Glynn, Rachel Rice, Grace, Ben Duncan, Stu Hosking, Darnell, Kathreya, Alex Sibley, Mario Mugan, Jon Tickle, Victor, Bex Shiner, Caroline, Lisa Appleton and Charley Uchea. They set off party poppers and streamers. Glynn goes up to Joel and says, “You’re doing Wales very proud.” Victor goes up to Danny and says, “You’re right. These lot are targeting you. Just wait it out for the week and pick ‘em off mate. Easily done.” Victor then goes up to Marc and says, “You were doing really well till you paired off with what’s-her-name. Just go back to how you normally work. You could win this.” Some of the former Housemates are telling Brian how much they love him. Alex Sibley says, “This guy’s a hero.” Brian is crying and finding it difficult to stay composed. Victor says to Jack, “Stand up to them. Nikki’s winding you up because she doesn’t like you. Stick with your mate over there [Cristian]. He needs backing up sometimes.” Glynn says to Marc, “Have you never heard of trousers? Craig calls time on the party and everyone starts to leave. He says, “Thanks you very much for a wonderful party guys. I’m just sorry you weren’t invited!” They leave. Time Warp Machine deactivates and all the Housemates scream and cheer. Jade says, “That was f******g amazing!”The Time Warp Machine activates. The Housemates freeze. Pete Bennett enters the house and jumps on Nikki, hugging her. Nikki is excited and giggling but trying desperately not to move. Pete says, “This is where we first kissed. Let’s reminisce right now.” He puts lipstick on and kisses her cheek. He tries to distract her and is visually excited to be there. He says, “See you on the outside baby!” He shouts, “LEGEND!” at Brian as he leaves. The Time Warp Machine is deactivated. Marc says, “I wanna get to know him! He’s deadly.” Brian goes to the toilet and has a cry. When Nikki comes to find him she asks if he’s been crying. Brian jokes,” I’m a man. I don’t cry. What you talking about woman?”

· Marc is on the sofa with Sam and Cristian telling them what he thinks of them. The Time Warp Machine goes off and the Housemates freeze. The Diary Room door opens and Craig Phillips, winner of Big Brother One, appears and says, “Housemates, we’re home!” He dances into the house followed by a stream of ex Big Brother Housemates including Jack and Joe, Marc and Matthew, Dexter, Glynn, Rachel Rice, Grace, Ben Duncan, Stu Hosking, Darnell, Kathreya, Alex Sibley, Mario Mugan, Jon Tickle, Victor, Bex Shiner, Caroline, Lisa Appleton and Charley Uchea. They set off party poppers and streamers.

Glynn goes up to Joel and says, “You’re doing Wales very proud.” Victor goes up to Danny and says, “You’re right. These lot are targeting you. Just wait it out for the week and pick ‘em off mate. Easily done.” Victor then goes up to Marc and says, “You were doing really well till you paired off with what’s-her-name. Just go back to how you normally work. You could win this.” Some of the former Housemates are telling Brian how much they love him. Alex Sibley says, “This guy’s a hero.”

Brian is crying and finding it difficult to stay composed. Victor says to Jack, “Stand up to them. Nikki’s winding you up because she doesn’t like you. Stick with your mate over there [Cristian]. He needs backing up sometimes.” Glynn says to Marc, “Have you never heard of trousers? Craig calls time on the party and everyone starts to leave. He says, “Thanks you very much for a wonderful party guys. I’m just sorry you weren’t invited!” They leave. Time Warp Machine deactivates and all the Housemates scream and cheer. Jade says, “That was f******g amazing!”

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